JEFF VS. DON

 

  1. Jeff wears no makeup. Don is a painted man.

2.      Jeff has an imagination in business. Don is not a dreamer.

3.      Jeff looks ahead to the future. Don misunderstands the past.

4.     Jeff represents truth, justice and American business. Don is a Queenie.

5.     Jeff can write a check for a billion dollars. Don owes creditors a billion dollars.

6.    Jeff employs thousands of human beings. Don has fired scores of employees.

7.    Jeff is proposing a solution for health care. Don needs solutions for his health care.

8.    Jeff owns The Washington Post. Don is a source of fake news.

9.    Jeff has a retail site selling many products. Don’s imported trademarked products are found discounted at Ross, Marshalls, T.J. Max and Goodwill.

10.  Jeff can buy clothes off the rack. Don needs a bolt of material to make a suit.

11.  Mrs. Jeff sells books on the Internet. Mrs. Don has many free photographs on the Internet.

These reasons and more are why Don hates Jeff.

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USED CARS

If Don Trump believes being President will improve his business standing, he should know that he has to be honest, approachable and a nice guy. Otherwise, Don will end up like Richard Nixon, and I wouldn’t buy a used car from Nixon.

CAMPAIGN 2016

The American people now see the pitiful results of the November election. Don Trump is a human being who lacks a sense of humor and a sense of the ridiculous. Thereby he missed last night’s Correspondents’ Dinner.

It was painfully obvious that humor, ridiculousness and folly were not the traits of human behavior that Hillary Clinton enjoyed. However, her wide exposure trained her to laugh and properly react on cue, however awkwardly. Her laugh occasionally soared uncontrollably, snapping me to attention. My ears were relieved when it ended.

I’ve never seen Don Trump laugh. It is senseless to expect the Presidency to change so basic a behavior. Like Richard Nixon, one can start digging, and no one will ever hear the screams.