- Jeff wears no makeup. Don is a painted man.
2. Jeff has an imagination in business. Don is not a dreamer.
3. Jeff looks ahead to the future. Don misunderstands the past.
4. Jeff represents truth, justice and American business. Don is a Queenie.
5. Jeff can write a check for a billion dollars. Don owes creditors a billion dollars.
6. Jeff employs thousands of human beings. Don has fired scores of employees.
7. Jeff is proposing a solution for health care. Don needs solutions for his health care.
8. Jeff owns The Washington Post. Don is a source of fake news.
9. Jeff has a retail site selling many products. Don’s imported trademarked products are found discounted at Ross, Marshalls, T.J. Max and Goodwill.
10. Jeff can buy clothes off the rack. Don needs a bolt of material to make a suit.
11. Mrs. Jeff sells books on the Internet. Mrs. Don has many free photographs on the Internet.
These reasons and more are why Don hates Jeff.